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UFO week on Doug’s Darkworld

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As promised on last week’s post, this week I’m going to cover UFOs. There’s a number of reasons for this. For one thing it’s a popular topic and it’s been in the news lately. Secondly, since my sea change in January, I’m reviewing everything I once knew, since in some cases turns out the new Doug sees things the old Doug didn’t. And lastly, a secret admirer wanted me to look into the subject more. So with all that in mind, I’m going to cover a few famous cases, UFOs in history, alien abductions, conspiracy theories, and crop circles. Suggestions are welcome.

I think the first thing that comes to mind when I think about aliens, is that  how most people envision them is so incredibly anthropomorphic as to be ridiculous. When humans get out there and start exploring the galaxy, I’m willing to bet we are going to find all sorts of utterly mind bending stuff that no one imagined in their wildest dreams. I mean, even our categories may be way off. One of my thoughts along these lines is that maybe life on Earth isn’t even actual life. Maybe DNA was invented by real life, which is based on something incomprehensibly different than DNA. Or maybe Earth and the Solar System are extremely unusual, and not only will we find the Galaxy incomprehensible, maybe it will be so different from what we are used to that the idea that we can colonize other star systems may be ludicrous. We just don’t know until we get out there and look.

Another codicil, which I mentioned in my last post, if alien intelligence is ubiquitous in the galaxy, and interstellar travel is reasonably practical, then the aliens are already here. And on that note, another anecdote about aliens among us. Some year back an acquaintance described to me an experience they had. They were out and about and someone walked by them on the sidewalk. And the sidewalk shook as if the person walking by weighed far more than a normal person. My friend even checked after they went by, and the sidewalk was solid. Well, a couple years back, I had the same experience. A person walked by who literally made the ground shake, yet to all appearances they were just a normal person. And I did the same thing my friend did, I stomped around on the sidewalk after they left to see if maybe there was loose concrete or something. Nada, solid as, well, a sidewalk. Could aliens be wandering around in the guise of super-heavy probes disguised as humans? Beats me.

Which brings us to the heart of the matter, when it comes to aliens and UFOs, anecdotes are pretty much all we have. I have no problems with anecdotal evidence, many of history’s greatest discoveries were preceded by anecdotal evidence. The big problem with them is that they are easy to dismiss, if not actually ridicule. A sceptical-on-crack attitude I try my best to avoid. The biggest problem with anecdotal evidence is that humans are terrible witnesses. Most people think that their eyes are little cameras sending images to their brains, and that’s quite simply not the case at all. The world we see around us is an incredibly processed image, just as one very rudimentary example, how many people see the “blind spot” in their visual field? It’s actually pretty big, but the brain fills it in with data from the other eye. There’s a nice demonstration of it here. The point here is that when people see something that their brain can’t easily understand, the brain will literally make up information to try and fit what is being observed into a category they can understand.

A wonderful example of this are early UFO reports from the fifties. In the USA the ball got rolling with sighting of “flying saucers.” And for years, even to today, many people report seeing flying saucer type objects when they report a UFO. In Brazil, however, the term was translated as “flying disk” … and that’s what people started reporting seeing! Is this proof that UFOs don’t exist? Of course not, but it is proof that UFO reports are highly subjective and it would be wise not to take them too literally.

In any event, I aim to have a bit of fun with this as well. You have been warned!

(The above image is claimed as Fair Use under US copyright law. It’s been reproduced in so many places over the past sixty years that for all practical purposes it’s public domain. It’s long been exposed as a hoax, a crude manipulated photograph. The original has apparently been located, but I wasn’t able to run it down on line. Forgetomori does a an outline of the history of the photo, known as Die Fälscher Alien. I chose it becasue it is kind of a creepy picture, that’s always impressed me about it. And sadly to show just how ubiquitous UFO hoaxes are, they have muddied the waters since the very beginning. As esteemed reader Pyrodin pointed out, the more chaff we sort through, the more likely we are to find wheat. Let’s get sorting.)

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July 19, 2010 at 8:39 am

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No, Aliens Will Not be Solving All of Our Problems; plus Fermi’s Paradox Solved and Alien Abductions Explained.

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"Hold still, this won't hurt ... much."

I’ve been reading a book about SETI and boy, it’s everything and then some one would ever want to know about SETI, the “Search for Extraterrestrial intelligence.” In excruciating detail, page after page, chapter after chapter. And everything we have discovered about alien intelligence can be summed up in five words: “We don’t have a clue.” So, um, it’s not a very exciting book, but it sure is detailed. Reminds me of medieval scientists debating how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. I don’t recommend reading it unless SETI is a lifetime interest or better yet, an obsession.

Moving right along, the book does have a few interesting points which I will get too by and by. The first point is in fact what drove me to write this blog post. There are many chapters on the possible consequences of contact with aliens, something about which people have given a  great deal of thought. And there’s a whole school of thought about superior aliens giving us the solutions to our problems, and how that would effect our culture. Our energy shortages, our food shortages, war, cancer, disease, all the myriad problems that humans face today  … many believe that aliens can or will solve these problems. From dyed-in-the-wool Roswell cultists to serious social scientists people have debated the possibility of aliens solving our problems for us. Even the late President Reagan had thoughts along these lines.

Um, I have a problem with this alien saviour idea. Several problems in fact. And thank goodness, if I agreed with everything I read, this would be a very boring blog. First off, the stunning similarity between hoping and expecting aliens to solve our problems to the ancient idea that God/angels/the saviour will come and solve our problems. If a modern idea looks just like an ancient fairy tale except for a few props, what, exactly, is the difference?  In other words this isn’t a new idea at all, and is so archetypal to human culture and civilization, that’s it’s hard for me to avoid the conclusion that the “aliens will save us” idea is just wishful thinking. Yeah, we’re too “modern” to believe God will fix everything for us, but it’s OK to believe that equally imaginary aliens will do so? No, it’s not OK, in fact it’s equally as illogical, at least until there is some indication that intelligent aliens even exist.

Secondly, even a cursory look at how “superior civilizations” on Earth have helped out their less advanced brethren speaks very poorly of the idea that a superior alien civilization will be able to help us out. Most of the efforts to “help out” the natives on this planet have been cynical in the extreme, painfully misguided, and often both at once. And the results have not been pretty. Sure, some have fared better than others. Japan adopted western civilization with amazing aplomb, the Maoris did OK for themselves, Tonga held out for a long time … but for the most part civilizations that came into contact with more modern civilizations have been reduced to museum exhibits, scholarly treatises, and mass graves. And their people, if they survived, are second class citizens to this day. If the native Americans had any clue what the future held for them, they would have finished the job at Jamestown and every other settlement the Europeans tried to set up.

Lastly, and the reason I find people’s belief in beneficial aliens solving our problems to be so deluded, is this. We don’t have any problems! With modern technology and industry we live in an age of unbelievable wealth and productivity. In almost any area one mentions we now have resources and tools that even 50-100 years ago were undreamed of. In fact it’s safe to say that in the entire modern era, since the widespread construction of factories, steamships, and railroads … we have had the ability to easily house and clothe and feed the world’s population at very acceptable standards. And our powers have grown since then. People are not dying of starvation, disease, lack of clean water, lack of shelter, or any of the other “problems” the vast majority of the world’s populations suffers through because there are shortages or we don’t know how to provide these. The food Americans throw away would feed 200 million people for god’s sake. People are dying for lack of modern amenities because of distribution problems, period. And these problems are caused by greed and politics and racism and religion and corruption all the other wonderful attributes that separate us from the animals. I mean, how can it be described as a problem … if were doing it to ourselves?

The aliens aren’t flying over head thinking “Gee, let’s give these guys some machines that will turn dirt into food, and boy, all their problems will be solved!” No, they’re flying over head saying “Oh, Dear god, would you look at that? Those people are starving, how come no one’s bringing them any food? And look over there, they are filling up that gulf with toxic hydrocarbons! And there, there, did you see that … they are blowing each other up! I don’t believe this!  What’s wrong with these creatures?!” I mean let’s be real, how else would superior beings react? Unless they can somehow tie us all to some sort of super alien psychiatrist’s couch and fix the tangled knots in our heads, giving us more gadgets and knowledge isn’t going to help.

In conclusion, I have thus solved both Fermi’s Paradox and the alien abduction phenomenon. Fermi wondered why we don’t see any aliens despite the arguments that alien intelligence should be common in the Universe, the “where is everybody” theorem? They’re hiding from us because we are clearly nucking futs as a species. Would you contact people who strapped bombs on their bodies and blew each other up, or built super remote control machines so that bored teenagers in Kansas can blow up wedding parties on the other side of the globe? Of course not, especially if you’re a superior, intelligent alien. And alien abductions, well, the superior aliens are trying to help. They’re doing their best to figure out what’s wrong with us. And they clearly aren’t making much progress.

So if you wake up in the middle of the night and aliens are dragging you into an operating theatre and preparing to insert probes in various bodily orifices, stay calm, they’re just trying to help. And better yet, even if you’re uninsured they’ll still treat you and there’s no copay! Yes, the aliens are socialists. Have a great weekend everyone.

(The above image is claimed as Fair Use under US copyright law. It’s not being used for profit and is central to illustrating the post. Plus the original user is apparently distributing the movie the image is promoting for free, so I can’t be interfering with their commercial use of the image. Credit and copyright: Alien Abduction 2009. I have an alien abduction story all of my own, I suppose I should write about it someday. Heck,  readers are welcome to share their own alien abduction stories, I can rewrite them and post them anonymously even.)

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June 25, 2010 at 10:58 am